The Lantern

A small local watering hole and bar for a drink and occasional music, including reggae or dub when locally arranged. There are no rooms.

Lumbridge Gazette — Local newspaper

Two Pennies @twopennies 10h

Dot asked me to listen to the rattle in the window chair. I reckon I can save her the cost of a new spring.

Sable @sableinthehall 18h

Someone wrote 'our kitchen' on the back of the harbour print. First time I've noticed the little face in the upstairs window.

Pasha @pashaplays 22h

Made Lux a grey scale. Six little squares of ink on the back of a menu. Took us three goes to get the pale one.

Loaf @loafatlarge 1d

Listening back to the old hall tape. You can hear everyone stand up for the last verse, one chair at a time.

Kite @kitefromport 1d

Walked past the clock shop twice because I thought I'd gained a minute. I had just walked past the clock shop twice.

Swan @swanletters 1d

Who borrowed the double six and left two threes taped together? I respect the arithmetic. We still need it back.

Bloom @bloomwrites 1d

@dotatcounter Page 83 is a dangerous place to stop.

Lou Blue @louinblue 1d

Someone left a paperback open at the counter. I’ve put your teaspoon back on page 83.

Faro @farolight 1d

ran the test reel backwards. honestly the plot made more sense

Fig Roll @figrolls 1d

Tonight on 88.3: songs you used to hate until someone played them at the right time. Taking requests.