Sat on the end of Mum's bench to tie my shoe. Other end came up a little. Funny how you can varnish a thing twice and miss that.
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@eamonsandsbenches I'll sit on the other end tomorrow. Bring a pencil and we'll mark which foot lifts.

@eamonsandsbenches Is that the bench we have tea on? I always thought you were getting up for more milk.

